67 Hilarious Icky Would You Rather Questions

Looking for a way to turn up the giggles and get your kids off screens? You’ve come to the right place! We have a list of 67 hilarious and icky “Would You Rather” questions that are guaranteed to get your family cracking up.

This is a lighthearted activity that’s perfect for car rides, rainy days, or anytime you need a quick dose of laughter. So gather up your crew, pick a question, and get ready for some icky fun!

How to Play

This game is super easy to play. All you need are a couple of players.

• Gather Your Friends or Family
• Ask a “Would You Rather” Question
• Choose Your Answer and Explain
• Laugh and Have Fun!

How to Download

I’ve included 67 Hilarious icky Would You Rather questions below that you can use right away or you can purchase the pdf below to print it out.

Personal Use Only

These questions are for your personal use and enjoyment.

Icky Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather eat a worm sandwich or drink a glass of sour milk?

Would you rather lick the bottom of your shoe or the doorknob of a public restroom?

Would you rather have a nose that constantly drips snot or ears that constantly ooze earwax?

Would you rather swim in a pool filled with pudding or mashed potatoes?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of spiders or a bowl of slugs?

Would you rather brush your teeth with soap or wash your hair with ketchup?

Would you rather have a pet snake that sheds its skin all over your room or a pet rat that constantly nibbles on your toes?

Would you rather have to lick a toad or kiss a slug?

Would you rather wear socks filled with pudding all day or underwear filled with jelly beans?

Would you rather have to clean a toilet with your toothbrush or eat food that fell on the floor of a movie theater?

Would you rather have armpits that smell like rotten eggs or feet that smell like stinky cheese?

Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of mustard or a spoonful of mayonnaise?

Would you rather have a booger hanging from your nose during an important presentation or food stuck in your teeth during a first date?

Would you rather have to lick a dirty sidewalk or a dirty toilet seat?

Would you rather have to walk barefoot through a field of prickly cacti or a swamp filled with slimy leeches?

Would you rather have to eat a handful of hair or a handful of toenail clippings?

Would you rather have to sleep on a bed made of nails or a bed filled with creepy-crawly bugs?

Would you rather have to drink a glass of pickle juice or eat a raw onion like an apple?

Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of hot sauce or a spoonful of wasabi?

Would you rather have to wear a shirt that smells like sweaty gym socks or pants that are covered in mud?

Would you rather have to lick a dirty window or a dirty doorknob?

Would you rather have to wear underwear made of sandpaper or socks made of cactus needles?

Would you rather have to eat a cockroach or a cricket?

Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with moldy bread or expired mayonnaise?

Would you rather have to wear socks that are too tight all day or shoes that are too big?

Would you rather have to lick a dirty plate or a dirty spoon?

Would you rather have to drink a glass of water with a bug in it or a glass of juice with a hair in it?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of spaghetti with worms in it or a bowl of soup with eyeballs floating in it?

Would you rather have to wear a shirt that’s two sizes too small or pants that are two sizes too big?

Would you rather have to brush your teeth with soap or wash your face with dish soap?

Would you rather have to wear underwear that’s too tight or too loose?

Would you rather have to drink a glass of vinegar or a glass of pickle juice?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cereal with warm water or a bowl of soup with cold water?

Would you rather have boogers that glow in the dark or sneeze confetti?

Would you rather have a tongue that tastes like blue cheese or breath that smells like onions all the time?

Would you rather have to eat a whole raw onion or a whole raw garlic clove?

Would you rather have a pet frog that jumps on your face every time you enter the room or a pet bird that mimics embarrassing things you say?

Would you rather have to wear socks made of spaghetti noodles or shoes made of cheese?

Would you rather have a belly button that squirts chocolate sauce or a nose that squirts mustard?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cereal with orange juice instead of milk or a bowl of ice cream with ketchup instead of syrup?

Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with gummy worms or a salad with gummy bears?

Would you rather have to sleep in a bed made of pizza crust or a blanket made of licorice?

Would you rather have to comb your hair with a fork or brush your teeth with a pickle?

Would you rather have to wear a hat made of live worms or gloves made of slimy snails?

Would you rather have to dance every time you hear the word “banana” or sing loudly every time you see a cat?

Would you rather have to drink a smoothie made of broccoli and hot sauce or a milkshake made of pickles and ice cream?

Would you rather have to wear a shirt that changes colors every time you blink or pants that make funny noises every time you take a step?

Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with pickles and peanut butter or marshmallows and mustard?

Would you rather have to wear a necklace made of live worms or earrings made of sticky gum?

Would you rather have to wear a hat that constantly attracts pigeons or shoes that always make you trip?

Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a squeaky toy or a laugh that sounds like a honking goose?

Would you rather have to eat spaghetti with chocolate sauce or pancakes with hot sauce for every meal?

Would you rather have to wear glasses that make everything look upside down or shoes that make you walk backward?

Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with pickles and whipped cream or a salad with jellybeans and ranch dressing?

Would you rather have to eat a pizza with gummy worms as toppings or a burger with gummy bears as patties?

Would you rather have to wear socks that smell like cheese or gloves that stick to everything you touch?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cereal with soda instead of milk or a bowl of soup with soda instead of broth?

Would you rather have to wear a hat made of bubble wrap or shoes made of rubber bands?

Would you rather have to eat a taco with marshmallows or a burrito with candy corn?

Would you rather have to wear gloves that smell like rotten eggs or a hat that attracts flies?

Would you rather have to drink a smoothie made of spinach and hot sauce or a milkshake made of mustard and ice cream?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cereal with orange soda instead of milk or a bowl of soup with grape soda instead of broth?

Would you rather have to wear a jacket made of bubble gum or pants made of marshmallows?

Would you rather have to wear socks that smell like cheese or gloves that stick to everything you touch?

Would you rather have to brush your teeth with whipped cream or wash your hair with chocolate syrup?

Would you rather have to wear a scarf made of spaghetti or a belt made of licorice?

Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with pickles and chocolate chips or a salad with jellybeans and vinegar?